Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
operation have a gay friend backfired
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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