Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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