And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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