This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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