Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
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Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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