I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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