Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
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I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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