Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Randomize
