Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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