From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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