Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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