i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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