gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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