Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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