If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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