i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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