Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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