i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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