Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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