Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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