I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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