For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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