her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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