Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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