Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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