Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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