i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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