I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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