cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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