Don't you send me to vm
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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