Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Actions speak louder than pants.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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