it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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