There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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