You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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