He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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