it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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