Michael Bay diarrhea
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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