I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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