haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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