She announced her abortion via fbk
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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