You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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