Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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