so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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