He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You ate ashes out of my bong
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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