I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
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