White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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