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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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