Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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