is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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The feeling are messing with the penis
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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