i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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