just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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