make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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