Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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