Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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