Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
My vagina is officially offended.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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