so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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