new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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