There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I just want to make out with him forever
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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